If you are reading this rule and you don't own the device that you are reading it on, you will be hit by the owner in any form or fashion that they choose.
Sam: Dude check out this rule
Jimmy: Hey! That's my phone!
Jimmy: Rule 18 (Hit)
Sam: Damn It
Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!