This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.
Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"
by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011
This Fucking white boy over uses the n-word like he has the n-word pass and uses all his free time playing video games and doing cocaine.
by GangTurtle October 19, 2019
A fuck boy beaner that is in search for pussy. Just wants head but doesn't want to wife you up. Take advantage of the girls that fuck with him and he is occasionally gay.
by Dope Ass White Nigga May 17, 2017
sheyenne: omg did you hear about lizmary ruiz ?
jordan: omg yes she’s the most sexy girl in the world .
jordan: omg yes she’s the most sexy girl in the world .
by sexycowgirlll September 30, 2020
A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
by SwankyDick February 1, 2017
From the latin word Ignacio. A guy with a small brain but huge penis. Rather popular and very well liked. Sometimes hated by many for his skills of popularity and swagger towards women. They are also great in the sack and tend to win popularity contests.
by saladlover432 November 19, 2010
Noun
A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.
An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.
Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.
An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.
Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.
If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.
There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.
There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
by IIIlIIl January 2, 2020