This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.
Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"
by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011
A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
by SwankyDick February 1, 2017