American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)
Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."
American: "No that's soccer!"
Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."
Rugby Girl- na i'm going up the park to play rugby
Rich Girl- Rugby for girls
Rugby Girl- well ye its gr8
Rich girl- whateva
2 days later
Rugby lad 1 - u see that blonde girl in the limo?
Rugby lad 2- ye she looked plastic but did ya see that girl up the park playing rugby
Rugby Lad 1- ye she was a rite laf got a good personality i would like to get to know her
Rugby lad 2- ye me too she mite be down there later... hopefully