What arseholes call American Football when most haven't played it or realised how hard it is to play. In American Football the pads are a weapon and your body is a missile unlike in rugby where you tackle the legs to avoid the "scwary guy wunning at me"
Rugby Dude: American football is Rugby for Girls
American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)