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2.
A nickname for male genetalia
"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."
by Moe FIzz June 09, 2008

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1.
term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
by thedeciver January 08, 2009