RUEL

ruel is a talented boy who has the ability to give me a boner and im a girl

ruel eating a banana is enough to make me hard

by im not straight im ruelsexual May 2, 2019

ruel

tall lanky boi who loves bucket hats and who is good at making teenagers emotional

friend 1: “do you know ruel”
friend 2: “you mean the tall lanky kid?”

by lanky boi. May 24, 2019

ruel

6'5 lanky boi who can sing ig. who doesn't rb to his snaps (even if u say 'hi ily' everyday). n who doesn't know he is married to emily thomas (now referred to as emily van dijk or mrs van dijk). he has nice hair too ig. its kinda oily though. he also has some gratitoad. he popped his cherry at splendour :/ pablo was kinda seggsy. danger noodle is my favourite after xander and steve ofc xx

*sees tall lanky blonde boi*
oi that is emily's husband, ruel van dijk

by ruels wife January 18, 2021

ruel

perfection.

ruel is the definition of perfection.

by mepicalacola September 8, 2020

ruel

ruel is a big ass croak dad

ruel is a hooker

ruel was once a pornstar with a huge cock

ruel busted a huge nut in me last night

by crackdadcrokedad April 23, 2019

Ruel Van Dijk

A 6 foot 4 lanky 16-year-old Aussie boy with curtains who sings like a god. He is also thicc and a skinny legend who cant stop dancing extremely odd and being a weird bean.

Friend 1 : Who is that?
you : Ruel Van Dijk
Friend 2 : he's a god

by Its_an_avacado January 26, 2019

Ruel Van Dijk

Ruel Vincent Van dijk, is literally the best singer in the world. He is best known for his hits 'Don't tell me' and Younger!!! Ruel (pronounced ROOL) is a 16 (2002) Australian singer song writer. Ruel has recently released New ep, free time. including the following: Painkiller, Free time, Don't cry, Hard sometimes, Face to face, unsaid and real thing. AND I AM GOING TO THE BRISBANE CONCERT ON SEPTEMBER THE 19THHHH AHHHHG ( if u dont add this in imma kill u)

person 1: "who is Ruel Van Dijk?"

person 2: "OOFT "(pardon the pun) "only the best singer ever"

by Nancy Tim September 17, 2019