rueda is the last name that describes an asshole bitch who has a really bad attitude. they are usually smart but they think they are the shit and are extremely sensitive and rude
she thinks she's so good she must be a rueda
by pma215 November 19, 2017
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A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 20, 2023
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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
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