Rudolph the red nose douche bag
had a really floppy twat
and if u ever saw it,
your eyes would begin to rot
All of the other pornstars,
used to laugh and call her loose,
they never let poor rudolph,
spread any of her juice
Then one stinky saturday,
hefner came to play
ruldolph with ur twat so tight,
wont u hug my dick tonight
Then all the pornstars loved her,
and they wanted one big orgy,
rudolph the red-nosed douchebag,
will u go down on me
copyrighted 2007
had a really floppy twat
and if u ever saw it,
your eyes would begin to rot
All of the other pornstars,
used to laugh and call her loose,
they never let poor rudolph,
spread any of her juice
Then one stinky saturday,
hefner came to play
ruldolph with ur twat so tight,
wont u hug my dick tonight
Then all the pornstars loved her,
and they wanted one big orgy,
rudolph the red-nosed douchebag,
will u go down on me
copyrighted 2007
by EthanB May 17, 2007
This is where a man punches a woman in the nose hard enough to make it bleed. Then he fucks her doggie style with a santa hat on.
by Kalhiem January 29, 2008
by ian Dalton August 13, 2006
Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.
Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.
If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.
If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.
Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!
Watermelon:
Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*
Watermelon:
Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?
Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!
Watermelon:
Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*
Watermelon:
Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?
Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
by Roosey May 16, 2013
by Lilay Hooza December 4, 2017
Nic: *jokingly* so did you help fly santa's sleigh last night?
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.
by John Wompkins December 11, 2009
After foreplay, Sam struggled to locate a condom. When he did, he went back to the room only to find Kelly passed out, so he gave her a Stinky Rudolph for his satisfaction.
by Matt Caruso January 19, 2007