"Ryan, what's that on your nose? You totally rudolph-ed her tonight!!"

I'm such a dirty mother fucker, i just want to rudolph a bitch.

Mike - "Stacey, why is your nose red and why are you crying?"

Stacey - "I don't want to talk about it"

Mike - "You got a Rudolph, didn't you?"

Rudolph the red nose douche bag
had a really floppy twat
and if u ever saw it,
your eyes would begin to rot

All of the other pornstars,
used to laugh and call her loose,
they never let poor rudolph,
spread any of her juice

Then one stinky saturday,
hefner came to play
ruldolph with ur twat so tight,
wont u hug my dick tonight

Then all the pornstars loved her,
and they wanted one big orgy,
rudolph the red-nosed douchebag,
will u go down on me
copyrighted 2007

I rudolphed your mom last night

After Junior got done nailing a new bitch on the rag he pulled out and had a blood clot stuck to his penis, disgusted by this he gave her a Rudolph.

This room is a right rudolph, get it tidied up.