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the name for the condom that has been in your wallet for the past 5 years.

- XXL CONDOM - it was to big soo i couldn't use it.
her: do you wanna do it
him: yeaah let me check my wallet for the rubilistic
him:awww crap its expired
her: hahahaha it was too big anyway
by benawd January 16, 2011

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