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Rubber Rat 

An individual (usually a guy) who is cheating and bounces back and forth between partners.

I came up with this in a dream!! I was dreaming about my boyfriend cheating on me. In my dream I asked him if his mother knew he was cheating. He said "yes, and she called me a rubber rat".
Does your mom know you are cheating on me? Yes, and she called me a rubber rat.
Rubber Rat by teecaz February 3, 2012
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Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. 

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy 

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.
Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)

Rubbersatomniopath 

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.
Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"

Rubbermatch 

Most commonly used in boxing and MMA (mixed martial-arts), a rubbermatch is the third (and tie-breaking) match between two teams or individuals who have previously beaten each other once.

After the outcomes of Couture vs Liddell 1 & 2, a rubbermatch was inevitable to decide the superior fighter.
Rubbermatch by tahoe5280 May 16, 2006

Rubbergate 

Any predictament in which your parent or legal gaurdian has found your hidden stash of condoms, rubbers, or profolactics. Which usually does not end well.
"Did you pull a Dick Nixon and a rubbergate scandal again?"