Royitis

A Fictitious Medical Condition where the person hurt themself but still play on it for a long time after and now don't have anything wrong with them. And will lie and make out that they are injured.

Steve: You see Dave is still saying his arm still hurts?
Fred: I know, it's been 2 years since he hurt it.
Steve: Yeah looks like he has Royitis.

Royitis by Supermanic April 8, 2010

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Robitis

A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.

I got a bad case of the Robitis.

Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014

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Royitis • Robitis • Rozitis

Rozitis

A kid who plays a contact sport, has a loud mouth, and hates to read, also very annoying.

David Rozitis

Rozitis by Michaelela Sexton January 10, 2013

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Robitis

An enlarged scrotum

My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?

Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021

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Robitis

The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.

This program has Robitis today.

Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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