The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!
by Mattersy January 10, 2004
by Dan February 7, 2004
Abuse induced anal prolapse in an extreme state of swell. Caused by repeated anal fisting, huge toy use, or relentless donkey dick ass pounding followed by bearing down to intentionally push the rectum inside out. The result is a rosebud so swollen it resembles a large peeled beefsteak tomato. Named in homage to Zap Rowsdower, the greatest Canadian hero, due to their similar level of physical appeal.
I was on chat roulette and watched this chick pull a two liter from her bum and pop out a Rowsdower the size of a grapefruit.
by muppet pelt October 30, 2011
cousin to the infamous (on the US east coast) virginnyun who spends his weekends drinking away their paychecks, or having babies, depending on their sex.
by Anonymous February 6, 2003