As quiet as a mouse but as soon as Dwight Yoakam comes on, he bounces off the walls with excitement like a sex mad chimpanzee. Touch his neck and he will squirm and squeak with fear. No one knows what he is capable of. Sometimes you will be lucky enough to witness rowan noise, an ear piercing hum that is cute but annoying that will give you the urge to beat him. He enjoys the simple things in life and has a spiritual connection to chicken nuggets.
Wow, that guy is doing a Rowan!
Whats that sound?,

*rowan noise*
by Mario Zaletti March 12, 2019
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A kind, funny, yet shy boy. Who is interested in cubing, and horror movies. He is short and very intelligent, and he usually doesn’t talk much. He is sometimes more active when he is talking with his friends. He usually gets bullied by jockey kids. He runs fast, And he usually has ADHD, ADD, DYSLEXIA, OR OCD. He is not selfless, but he is not selfish, or greedy.
Rowan is _____.
by Rowanator September 29, 2019
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Rowan is a person either male or female. They are extremely attractive and usually very creative.

Rowan’s are always the mother or father in their friend group

( but that is because they are usually much more emotionally mature than their peers and feel they cannot connect with their friends)

A Rowan loves books, they love time to themselves and they love the raunb
Rowan do you have a bandaid?”
“Of course. I always do”

“ thanks”

“ hey rowan, how is your book?”
“Shut up.”

“ okay...”
by Plant lady May 14, 2021
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Rowan’s are the nicest person on earth. any guy would be lucky to be with her. they are spontaneous but cute, they don’t deal with crap and they love hugs. they love it when guys hold them and make them feel safe. Rowan’s are badasses and or beautiful. absolutely perfect
Have you seen Rowan.

Rowan is awesome.
by bossmove34 September 14, 2019
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sexy ass mf very fun to be around and spend time with very funny enjoys playing play station has every gaming console in the world and also likes Yasmin
rowan: have you saw Yasmin today looking all sexy

yasmin: lucky to have rowan in her life likes ariana grande
by yasminz_92 January 4, 2021
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Rowan, otherwise pronounced as Row- wan, can be described as nothing short of amazing. His wit and quick thinking make this rowan similar to that of a Greek god in the early 12BC, where sandle wearing and grape eating was seen as a sexual desire. not to mention having a degree in being awesome, and if your name is rowan and you dont have this degree, maybe you should think about having a name change.

now, typically, a rowans habitat would consist of a shed, a bed and a sensual lava lamp to attract/detract any intruders on the premises, and his daily behaviour is also similar to that of an ape.

other than that he is a pretty cool guy!

for example:

Girl: wow i never knew he could do that...its amazing

Boy: yeah, his name is rowan, im not going to lie, im not suprised
by Your Number One Fan is cool February 23, 2009
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