when i stick your finger in someones ass and begin to move it in a circular motion
johnny just gave sally the router.
by cheyenne567 February 18, 2008
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When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 11, 2010
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Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet
by 99Ninety September 20, 2020
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There Once Was a Race of GTA Player Referred to as Router MAN Legend Says Their Internet Was So Bad That They Could Teleport Anywhere Instantly to Gain The Advantage in Any Situation
They Were The First to Unlock The Teleportation Skill
by Ploop2 January 21, 2022
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Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!
I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!
by pill_dickle June 18, 2018
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