7 definitions by hurrdurrimahoerz

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The hardest thing to do in the World, you have to download it and click jailbreak. It is so hard and can easily brick your ipod because you shit yourself during the process and turn your ipod/computer/pace maker off. It seems 1/2 of the World seem to misunderstand this and somehow loose the sense of google and decide to post 60,000 forum messages asking how to jailbreak.

Because of SHatter exploit, it is now the hardest thing consevable to man, all you do is hold the power and home, keep holding home, then click jailbreak. This is virtually impossable since all jailbreaks on ipod touch are 13 year old teenagers hyped on sugar, and they decide to press jailbreak then as soon as 'Searching for devices' comes up they close the window and brick their ipod.
Look guises i jailbroke my ipod" "WOW IS THAT AN IPOD? OMG IS IT JAILBROKEN HOW DID YOU DO THAT ZOMG I WANT TO GET CYDIA SO I CAN DOWNLOAD 'iBrick' SO I CAN GO AROUND WAVING MY IPOD STUCK ON THE APPLE SCREEN!" "Man... Jailbreaking sucks...
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 11, 2010
The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.

More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.
Someone has router assassinated you.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth.

Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.
Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
See epic fail
YAY ITUNES 10 IS AW3SUM L0L IM GOIN H0ME TO GO BUM MUH IPAD AND MUH MAC PRO!
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
nom
This term was used on the internet as an onomatopoeia of eating. Often pictures of huge gaping mouths (not to be confused with shoop da whoop) would be eating something with the caption "OM NOM NOM NOM".

Later, some teenage douchbag emo freak turds took the Nom and made it a term for someone who is BEWTEHLISHUS ^.^ ...

And now to the insult of the entire internets, this has been changed into a shitty yoghurt and in their TV advert, loads of people are going "HAHAHANOM" and other ridiculous sound effects residing with nom, ruining the entire word and enabling it to enter the world of technophobic oldies.

Cute people who also like to jump around town in tiny wide brimmed skirts and pink hair shouting "DESU!" also have changed this word to "Nahm"

This is also a term for voreaphiliacs and cannibals(unsurprisingly).
"Edward Cullen is NOM!" "IF YOU USE NOM INCORRECTLY ONCE MORE I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OFF YOUR F**KING NECK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR LITTLE S**TTY A**.
by hurrdurrimahoerz November 23, 2010

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