Rotondi 

When a person thinks they are an intellectual, but in reality are just extremely insecure about their penis size.

Tom: Hey man is that Paul over there macking it to that girl?
Bob: Yeah but I wouldn't worry about it hes pulling a Rotondi.

Rotondi by Rotundafied October 18, 2012

Rotondi 

Rotondi is the greatest last name to ever exist, there is none better. I do not care what other definitions there are, they are all officially reduced to ash at the creation of a *Real* definition for the absolutely divine law that is the name Rotondi.

They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.

They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.

Rotondi is the greatest name in reality and I am never going to change my mind.

Rotondi by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Rotonian 

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

Rotonian by JZJ April 23, 2006

Rotondoed 

A verb for someone who always says that they could do anything better than you.
A one upper.
A Billy Better way.

Pivetz cooked a delicious moushpeenie last night, but Tony Rotondoed him and insisted that his was 1000 times better.

Rotondoed by Capt. Moushpeenie May 13, 2018

rotonic 

Promateau of romantic and Platonic. Whereas you have a friend you have romantic feelings for, but choose not to pursue a relationship.

He's her Rotonic friend. She's in love with him, but won't pursue a relationship with him, fearing the risk of their friendship. Don't want to be with him, but don't want no one else to have him neither.

rotonic by The BOP February 27, 2014

Rotondwa 

Lover of girl's who's names start with a K. Weird kink for white girls with dirt under their feet,psych.

A man like Rotondwa has a bigger everything

Rotondwa by anonymous November 23, 2021

Rotundie 

A fat person who complains about thin privilege or being to fat to do certain things.

Did you see that Rotundie complaining she couldn't ride that horse for the horses safety?

Rotundie by Miotoss June 14, 2022