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Someone named Ross is usually of the male gender. A Ross is smart and literally perfection. His brown hair and green eyes will hypnotize you. He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. He may be soft spoken but he has a lot to say. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic and strong, but still kind and gentle. A Ross' hugs are the best and he is very protective. He generally dates girl that are shy, but sweet. He's adorable, and extremely cute. He may seem quiet at first, but is very loud in reality. When you start to get to know him, it's hard not to fall for him, especially if he falls for you. He's willing to do almost anything for you. He'd wait a whole year for you if he had to. He's very complimentary, but also insecure, so give him compliments too. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to you, and stay on the phone with you for hours discussing how much he loves you and what you'd name your children, and how perfect they'd be. He sticks to playing sports like basketball and soccer, but might play football as well. A Ross is special; if you have one, hold him close and never let go.
Girl 1: "Wow, he's amazing! I wonder who he is!"

Girl 2: "That's Ross."

Girl 1: "Figures."
by dillonsgirl23 December 27, 2012
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A Ross is definitely a great man. Known to many by "Sex God". Ladies offer their bodies to his almighty power. If you are a female and you haven't fucked Ross, you better out on your grizz boots because its goin down.
Ross was the most amazing sex giver EVER.
by Str8Russ November 10, 2013
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ross
adj. ross·er, ross·ome
n. ross·ity, ross·ness

1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome
2. But not just normally awesome, it is a special kind of awesome that I wouldn't really expect you to understand unless you have truly felt the power of something ross in your life.
3. When you feel that something might be ross, you should consult me and I will tell you if it is or isn't.
4. Of course it's slightly subjective, but not really.
5. Some common misconceptions link this word to the stupid Friends character Ross. This is patently untrue. It has nothing to do with him, especially because he is not ross. The word is derived from the maniacal babblings of the Ealy family.
"Man, that DMB concert at Randall's Island was ross."
"I met this guy and he is rossome."
"Sometimes I am so cool it's hard to comprehend my own rossity."
by Shannon Ealy May 08, 2007
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A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.
Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!
by pilsa April 11, 2006
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Ross:

An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.

A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.

If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.
eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"

...."No son, he must be a Ross"
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When Something Is Straight Awsome To The Max.
"Seven forty-five, white on white, thats fuckin ross."
by boobieman February 19, 2008
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Smart, intelligent, Knows how to have a laugh. Loved by many. Some think of him as a geek but he's nothing of the sort. Madly in love with one of his best mates but she doesn't know yet. Hey, they always say it's hard to let go of some people with certain names...
"Hey Ross are you coming to maths club?"
"Eff that dude im gunna hang out"
"Your such a Ross!"
by CheerleadersRule March 05, 2009
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