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Rooching 

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.
A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.
Rooching by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011
Related Words
Rootch Rootcha rootcheck Rootchild Rotch rooch Roochie Rooth rotchet Roocha

Mike Rotch 

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
A combination of a person who is rotten and ratchet. Ultimately, someone that does something that is worse than the thing before and is ghetto. It can also be a girl who does things over and over which only benefit themselves and they don't even realize it. The rotten usually refers to the ratchet doing something over and over.
A girl who says something stupider than the time before and doesn't even realize its stupid. Thats such a rotchet.
rotchet by morsikiller August 26, 2013

Rotch Knob 

When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.
I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.
Rotch Knob by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
noun. a person considered to be one of the craziest muthafuckaz you'll ever meet. Usually regarding alcohol consumption, engaging in illegal activities, or fighting.
Shit was hyphy, that nigga rooch knocked out two katz while still drinkin his 40 o.e
rooch by stupid_dumb_n_hyphy July 25, 2006

Rootshank 

"how' you go man? did you stab her with your rootshank?
Rootshank by whypsi January 2, 2012