What you say when your dad tries to teach you algebra when you are in second grade or when you are dumb and have nothing to say
Dad: You multiply the factor of pp by MC^2
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sixnine MC January 26, 2021
Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
by Banana Face McJiggins April 22, 2009
A person who is so athletic he puts Adam Ondra to shame. He usually campuses crimps to the ending tile. His favorite hand holds are handle bar jugs and round slopers. He gets arrested often when his arms are mistaken for guns. When he bites his lips, the floor becomes wet.
by Dobbywantssocks September 12, 2017
Awesome human being. Probably get amazed at everything.
Badass bitch and nice bitch, will eat anything.
Has long hair and is partially a smart nerd.
Is not a tree.
Badass bitch and nice bitch, will eat anything.
Has long hair and is partially a smart nerd.
Is not a tree.
by JoanneTheNonBasicBij January 4, 2018
Zhi Rong is a very socialable guy and you should also be his friend because he is a good friend. He is also know to be smart and helpful and even help his friend solve problems with their life.
Zhi Rong
by yessirr_123 March 29, 2022
Refers to a thicc boy that drinks soya milk almost daily. Can be found in jungle biomes and tamed with soya bean.
by Hao Wei October 8, 2019
Handsome, hot, crazy and hype. Always splurging cash on branded goods such as F1 or gucci. But in reality, has no cash. Has a tiny weiner but can do alot with it. Thus being a sexbomb. Usually seems nice but is creepy on the inside. Loves girls at a distance and will eventually talk to them normally, in hopes to get them
I love being a Heng Rong, i would always know how to chat up girls but have secret thoughts at the back of my mind
by PorkyBacon October 15, 2018