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1.
The act of taking or having to take a morning crap before 7:30am, usually accompanied by severe stomach pains and cramps from the previous night of drinking alcohol and eating greasy food.
I have to Roncs really bad right now.

Ima be off headsets for ten minutes, I GOTTA RONCS!!!
by frakness May 28, 2010