Ron Jeremy

the greatest male porn star ever.

"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by Nate June 13, 2003

Ron Jeremy

The Thing that Should Not Be

Ron Jeremy is The Thing That Should Not Be

by George Utley August 29, 2006

Ron Jeremy

Is everybody a money shot

Ron Jeremy the legend

by Pee-wee Jones June 16, 2020

Ron Jeremy

Makes kids movie for all the kids at preschool and daycare’s

Ron Jeremy’s a hold of family address

by Kingofdick February 18, 2023

Ron Jeremy

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.

Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.

by jack blammer March 11, 2011

Ron Jeremy

Star who looks like Danny de Vito but has a much more active professional sex life.

Ron Jeremy. Megadong. Megabrains. Megabusiness. What else is there to say?

by Fearman November 29, 2007