the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01
Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.
#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!
#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>
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