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22.
a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01
oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't
by stevehhh March 03, 2012
 
23.
A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!
by SavagePetunia March 02, 2012
 
24.
When something is completely ridiculous, or incredibly rude
"She was being completely romney"
by Darth_Fabulous September 07, 2008
 
25.
Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.

Or:

Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.
#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"

#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!

#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>

(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)
by xrew December 23, 2012
 
26.
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
by gnostic1 November 07, 2012
 
27.
(Verb) To mop up a mixture of semen and tears with money.
She was crying when I came, but luckily I had $2 to Romney it up with.
by Din of Inequity September 05, 2012
 
28.
Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.
Ryan: Trying to Romney?

Cindy: Romneying is gross!

Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.
by Yochai Wawsop May 31, 2012