ROLF

Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.

Tom: How does Hitler like his juice?
Gary: How?
Tom: Concentrated.
/Earthquake
Gary: ROLF

by -AlexXx January 11, 2009

rolf

rolling on le floor
similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf
B: Who the fuck is rolf?
A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob.
B: Shut up.

by Reaper[at] November 24, 2009

rolf

abbr.
"Rolling on the laughing floor"

Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!

by haha4187 July 18, 2006

Rolfing

To sexually interfere with an underage person

Did you hear Alex got arrested?
Yeah he was caught rolfing at the zoo

by dirtystuff November 11, 2014

rolf

What an asian calls a caucasian when they loose at something, usually sporting.

Caucasian: Haha! I got the ball!

Asian: OMG you're such a ROLF!

by Becky K...... May 27, 2008

ROLF

1. A mispronunciation of the term ROFL
2. A religion, the best damn religion invented
3. Newly created cult
4. Last name of an inspirational teacher
5. Type of laughter (Roll on laughing floor) a drunk person would describe

Keen to go ROLF?

by CcAaAa January 6, 2011