Rolando

when you fucked up because u snuck out with a dude all night when he stole his moms car but u get fucked by him

Whitney: Lexi pulled a Rolando last night

Cadence: WHAT!? whod she go with!?
Whitney: Gage.

by my_name_is_no_lexi July 14, 2020

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Rolando Rivas

Very hot man truly hot very young may be in your class!

Rolando Rivas is supa hot

by Le epic gamer March 25, 2019

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adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.

Courtneys throat never recovered from her Grimy Rolando.

by Muggzy Main May 8, 2006

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Pulling a Rolando

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.

Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?

by The other Karen February 22, 2020

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