A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.
Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."
by jimbob8353 November 29, 2010
by grannyman May 3, 2019
The most annoying, racist, piece of shit you’ll ever meet. Roland will draw a swastika in front of a jewish house and think it’s funny, then say it’s a buddhist swastika. He will throw your bike into a creak. But when your do the same to his bike, he’ll call 12. He also only is packing 4 inches
by BigBrickMan November 2, 2019
by ARealhomosexual June 17, 2017
roland is a guy who love a girl named angel and she need to date somebody else like her james so angel you can do better than roland
by username66666666666 May 16, 2017
by richardgoranski69 September 2, 2018