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Roflsyrup is a thick rofl-ing syrup, much like maple syrup.
Its uses are:
-adding to pwncakes for rofl flavour
-lubrication of the vagina and ear
-poisoning and killing noobs as noobs are allergic to roflsyrup
-explosions
-Breaking the computers of people who play WoW
CSS Noob 1- "OMGWTFBBQ!Get me some roflsyrup for these pwncakes!"
CSS Noob 2- "lolololololo0lololol0ol! zomg you e4t pwnc4k3s"

Man : "Get me some roflsyrup, this ears TIGHT!"

Noob: "ZOMFGWTFBBQROFLLMAOLOLROFLLMAOLOLROFLCOPTER, I GOTZ TEH DOUBLE HEADSHOT!"
Pro: *gives noob roflsyrup*" Yeah, thats right, eat up!"
Noob: *falls over*

Roflsyrup: *explodes*

WoW Player: "NOO NOT ROFLSYRUP!"
Roflsyrup by Alan! October 28, 2008
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"roflsup" is a colloquial term adopted by the rUcKuS peoples who inhabited the northeastern region of the United States in the early twenty-first century. As with many languages, it is often very difficult to discern an exact definition for this term, but its closest meaning in English is, "Hey, look at this!"

It is a tragic fact of history that even the greatest civilizations die out before they are truly capable of reaching their maximum potentials as societies; the Mayans, the Incans, and the Aztecs are fantastic examples of this tragic fact. The rUcKuS peoples are no exception.

1. Roflsup hentai!!!

2. (in a form of a Myspace bulletin)
From: tEh a$$ tUnnELLeR --*|i wanna li-li-li-lick u from yo hed 2 yo toez|*--
Date: June 30, 2007, 1:03AM
Subject: ROFLSUP
Body: ROFLSUP CHAT 2NITE, ANYBODY?! BONER?! TEH MARCO? TEH PAT? TEH HENRAIDZ?!!?! 12AM BITCHEZ
roflsup by clamchowdercutie January 10, 2009
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Roflrupture 

when one laughs so hard that he or she ruptures a blood vessel (which sux)
damn i wouldnt want to experiance a roflrupture i like my blood vessels whole you chach!
Roflrupture by DontbeaChach May 26, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026