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roflzomg 

A roflmao syntax which express a lol omg and rofl situation.
A:Why the lemon crossed the road?
B:IDK
A:I don't give a shit the lemon place its in the kitchen
B:Roflzomg!!!!
roflzomg by Padinnix February 17, 2009

roflmonster 

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

ROFLMMFAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my motherfuckin' ass off. This one has 2 M's not one.
That's so funny, I'm ROFLMMFAO
ROFLMMFAO by Giovanni Mann November 23, 2007

roflmmfao 

rolling on the floor laughing my mother fuckin' ass off
n00b-"whoops I fragged myself"

ShowtimE-"RoFlMmFaO"
rolling on floor licking my own ass. a retronym for a misspelling of roflmao.
user1: <<some corny joke>>
user2: roflmoa
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass
roflmoa by pyropunk February 21, 2009

ROFLMDMFAO

"Roll on floor laughing my damn mother fuckin ass off"
My mom slipped on sugar honey and i was roflmdmfao.
ROFLMDMFAO by Mat Buz October 8, 2003