rolling on floor licking my own ass. a retronym
for a misspelling of roflmao
user1: <<some corny joke>>
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass
Sky-High Fuck-Me Shoes
mom: What's in that box, dear?
daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom.
daughter: Sky-High Fuck-Me shoes, mom!
mom: *starts crying*
One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust
Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
A special kind of idiot
who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other. A labelass
Person 1: "I don't think we should bomb Elbonia
just because someone said they have a giant slingshot."
Person 2: "Typical liberal
Person 1: "and you are such a binarian!"
Acronym for Fuck It's Still Thursday.
I need a weekend, but FIST.
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