"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.
This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.
The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.
is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Do you have your very own roffle pig?
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.