The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
by imrichfuckbitches January 26, 2009
by CarlyKillsYouTM July 10, 2008
The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.
by Inotfunny May 31, 2015