Rocky Ford

A small town in colorado about a mile long with nothing to do and a movie theater that only has one movie. Has gangster kids and beaners that always mad dog you or hit on you like pervs. Its peacefull but pretty fucking boring. The funnest thing to do is watch the train go by. But it has the best and sweetest watermelon I have ever tasted.

Jimmy: Damn this place is so boring. I'd rather watch grass grow.

James: It's like rocky ford all over again.

Rocky Ford by FuckIt12744 December 19, 2010

The Rocky Ford Finisher 

“A sexual act, where the girl performs oral sex on you, and before you climax she runs up the stairs and your shoot her in the back with your load like a Rock Ford police officer.

“Damn bro, Brad gave his girl the Rocky Ford finisher last night “

The Rocky Ford Finisher by WhiskeyFour February 21, 2023

rockford

To perform a dangerous or extreme maneuver while driving a car, usually involving a moving U-turn, particularly while in heavy traffic.

Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.

I missed my turn so I had to do 'a Rockford' in the middle of the street.

The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.

rockford by Lee Whitfield October 3, 2007

rockford il 

A great place I grew up in and still live in. it may have its quirks but what town does not. when nearby towns are in trouble Rockford il is there on the double. the hospitals are great the bars are fun and the people are great and the mayor is awesome and the festivals are fun and we have many many food choices to eat at and there is plenty to do we have a history in rockford that most dont know about check out www.rockfordreminisce.com/Restaurants_Gallery_2.html and you will see rockford was a hidden gem. I lvoe rockford no matter what people say!

rockford il. is one of the 50 united states

rockford il by dj fever April 22, 2015

Rockford

A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.

Look at that Rockford kid!
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?

Rockford by StonedRamette August 5, 2011

Rockford

This is a really cool dude that everyone should be friends with and is very skilled in the art of theatre. He’s very... unique.

Rockford is a nice guy.

Rockford by Thegegg December 15, 2017

rockford

The act of driving in reverse and spinning your car around 180 degrees.

I had to ditch the pigs so I pulled a rockford and headed the other way.

rockford by wademus July 18, 2004