Rockford mi

A town in the middle of cedar springs and grand rapids full of a diversity of hardcore democrats and republicans. everyone seems to smoke pot and rant about how high they are or where all the time. If you don't play a sport as a kid or teenager in rockford teachers and other people look down on you. Its a place where people try to be perfect..

"hey where do you live?"
"Rockford MI"
"ohh, that sucks"

Rockford mi by lol1 February 2, 2009

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Rockford MI

A niche little town in west michigan that is considered a suburb of grand rapids. this town is one of the biggest druggie towns in all of michigan and anyone you ask will give you the name of the local plug/ weed man. full of white boys who think they’re the shit and white girls who want to be like everyone else with lulu lemon tights and a tank top from shein. if you don’t play sports you’re basically useless to the school and will be seen as a “loser.” there’s barely any guys that are different then nike sweat pants and nike hoodie and every girl has had a phase where they thought they were rebellious and went for the alt guy. the only thing to do around here is go to Grand Rapids or walk around downtown and get harassed by the police.

Dude Rockford MI is the most ghetto rich town in michigan!

Rockford kids took my bike a hit me!

Rockford MI by xyar June 1, 2022

Rockford, MI

A bubble of a town in Michigan, just north of Grand Rapids.
The town is overrun by republicans and super-christians, both of which try to mold you to their idea of perfect.

Who would want to go to Rockford, MI?

Dude, I used to live in Rockford, MI, but I got the hell outta there and I'm not going back.

Rockford, MI by Caitlyn 49341 August 5, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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