Robware 

Any electronic device of high value that is likely to be stolen if put into plain sight such as, cellular phones, music devices, video game consoles, etc.

Person A: Dude, that iPhone of yours is some serious robware.

Robware by Broken_Irish July 5, 2009

Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name

Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy

Robward Cullenson by n7of9 May 19, 2009