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Robsession 

The name of a disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing "Mrs Pattinson" repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as R Pattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.
Around 90% of the female population are suffering from Robsession. Don't be next. Try to stay away from gossip magazines/Twilight as much as possible.
Robsession by pikachulover<333 December 17, 2009
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Unhealthy obsession 

Something that you’re too attached to that people are tired of hearing you rave about it.
Marchello has an unhealthy obsession with a blonde girl who’s got big boobs.
Unhealthy obsession by JRHU August 2, 2018

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession 

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession (PAGO) is when someone constantly becomes heavily attached or obsessed with an anime girl for a short period of time only to switch to a different anime girl repeatedly.

Some symptoms include constantly thinking about or imagining oneself in fantasies with the character, searching for and downloading a large amount of artwork, and talking about the character too much around friends.

PAGO can commonly be found in people with high emotional capacity or those who relate or attach easily to new characters. It can also be sexually driven among those who consume a surplus of hentai or other Japanese erotic art.
Hey Zack why is your friend Ben always obsessed with a different anime girl every two weeks?

Zack: Yeah.. he has a really bad case of Progressive Anime Girl Obsession

Aaron Warner obsession

When you are absolutely head over heals for the amazing human being that is Aaron Warner
“Wow, you have such an Aaron Warner Obsession, you talk about him all the time

Assassin's Creed Obsession 

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.

holiday obsession disorder

a person that constantly wants to be on holiday, and always finds opportunities to go on holiday, and when not on holiday the person may obsess or fantasize being on one
the person with the holiday obsession disorder may annoy or agitate a friend or partner by wanting to be on holiday most of the time.

shoe obsession disorder 

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.