A small town in central Kildare that from afar resembles a speck of dirt on the horizon. The town currently has a population of about 1000 people and 4 pubs, which are always packed.
Recently the town is now being served with a bus route....but not at the weekend. During the week a bus goes out at 11.20am and comes in at 7pm. so you can get out but if for whatever reason you decide to come in you better find a place to stay.

Currently the town has now disappeared from Ireland under a couple feet of snow.

Nobody cares though...
:Hey man where do you live?
:Robertstown
:.....where the fuck is that!
by andywozere December 2, 2010
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