A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).

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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.

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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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