A man with huge eyebrows and lots of facial hair. A very mysterious and creepy person. Usually very tall and not very intimidating.
by BigBoyJordan November 19, 2019
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A usually under rated yet really good guy, a true Italian stallion. He's nerdy and too smart for his own good, so smart it hinders him from alot of things that would be considered easy.
Girl 1: I can't believe I gave him up that was dumb as fuck.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.
by Morgan's<3 January 23, 2018
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Roberts are usually guys who get triggered very easily. Say one joke and they'll report you.
Fag 1: Hey Robby!
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.
by Howboutdat March 2, 2017
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A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
by msmsn June 14, 2009
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