Robert

Likes children, often called "Horn Master," sucks at Rocket League

Joe: I heard Robert got sentenced today.

John: What for?

Joe: Being a nonce.

by I'm Nacho Man April 27, 2020

Robert

Kind honest person. Cares about his friends feeling and put others before his self. He is a great friend. Pretty good looking.

Wow Robert is a nice person!

by catiechickenstrip September 20, 2019

Robert

My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 2, 2019

Robert

The worst ting in the world get away from him

Ughh......theres a robert

by Nahhhhtakisonlyforrobert September 10, 2020

Robert

Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.

Fuck Robert.

by Murtha Fuker September 18, 2018

Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba

Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!

by TRAPLORDD February 22, 2019

Robert

The most amazing person on planet earth. He is awesome at parkour and front flips. Hes sexy to!!!

woah the guy robert is so sexy and handsome I love his awesome skills!!

by BOIIIII!! October 7, 2017