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Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.
Fuck Robert.
by Murtha Fuker September 18, 2018
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