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He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"
Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Also see: ugly and untalented
Rob fan #2: I know, right?!
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.