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1.
The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004
 
2.
Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"
Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!
by Zeebo the Barber November 02, 2006
 
3.
The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.
Rob Schneider is a stapler.
by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 25, 2006
 
4.
washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.
Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 07, 2006
 
5.
The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners
If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 06, 2006
 
6.
a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by dr. janus July 02, 2011
 
7.
The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.
by prof. frink July 10, 2006