Riverhood 

a town on Long Island (actually called Riverhead) that was pronounced very wrongly by a ghetto volleyball team

person: "what team are you playing?"
other person: "Riverhood…sounds so ghetto"
me: "More ghetto than your education?"

Riverhood by luceyrae July 24, 2014

RiverHood 

riverhead,ny. part of long island (not nyc or the hamptons) known to be ghetto by the people who live there.

its all good in riverhood

RiverHood by kngkong144 October 9, 2007

riverhood 

riverside, illinois. a rich town, where the kids who live there consider it to be "ghetto"

i went to tha riverhood, and l-town is shot-up on tha block ghetto compared to it. and l-town isn't that ghetto, but they consider it terribly ghetto.

riverhood by seven L-town potatoes September 22, 2005

Riverwood High School 

A school in which marijuana literally grows out of the cracks of the tiles. A hangout for pot-heads, stoners, and the sort; Any school in which the principal is a big fat oaf; A school renown for it's poor education, unqualified teachers, and large amounts of illegal substances.

Random Principal: Wow, our SAT scores have dropped 25% this year.
Vice Principal: Looks as if we are becoming a Riverwood high school.

Riverwood High School by I be Fye February 24, 2009

riverwood middle school 

a school full of preppy, edgy, and gay kids. there is no in between. full of psychotic teachers who talk about shooting horses and teachers who think they're special for giving obnoxious kids the attention they want. pray your teacher doesn't get pregnant, because you will get a sub that doesn't even try to teach. unless it's a science teacher. mrs jones is just as terrible, but she's so sweet and actually cares about your feelings and will let you cry in the supply closet with oreos if needed.

riverwood middle school is the worst school ever.

riverwood middle school by wotintarnation666 March 6, 2017

riverhead 

A town located on Long Island ( which is NOT part of NYC) in between the North and South Forks (and no, it's not part of the Hamptons either). Also known as River-Hood to many of its inhabitants, though it may be noted that is only ok for people from Riverhead to call it that. Otherwise it's just plain rude. It may also be called home to the best Middle School (and High School too, while we're at it) track team, the best cross country team, the best Latin program... You get the picture.

E.G: Those kids from Riverhead kicked our butts in _______ (fill in the blank here) yesterday.

riverhead by ~*Hmmm...*~ March 27, 2007

Riverwood 

A place where harming chickens is a serious crime than anything else. If you commit theft or murder, pay a fine and get away with it, but mess with a chicken then you get a horde of angry guards and villagers trying to kill you.

I got a bunch of angry villagers and guards behind my back just because I shouted at a chicken in Riverwood.

Riverwood by Saitama 777 June 11, 2021