River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
by SrShiny August 6, 2020
River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
by urartdad October 8, 2019
A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know
by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018
Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.
by Guavas November 13, 2016
Smart sexy girl, who’s good in bed and good at giving head she’s kinky when she’s alone but also very nice when out in public they are loyal and loving and if you ever have to chance to get her take it.
by Whollottagangshit February 21, 2018
A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.
River is such an annoying little bastard.
by 1BigBeast April 21, 2017