Exact definitions of coolness cannot be defined. Scientists believe one single drop of cute from Pants may very well be enough to light the sun...if it should ever go out.


Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.

Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.
"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."


"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"
by Ze Rah-Fah March 4, 2009
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