1.) A good city with HOT WOMEN, but a very LARGE crime rate. They were
thinking about putting up a wall to trap escaping bullets from the downtown area of
the city, but
instead lifted all speed limits so that travelers could go faster without being shot.
Brazilian A: Let's do a driveby!
Brazilian B: We can't since the
speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and
I can't even hit them
Brazilian A:
Fuck you, man