Devotees of the world's fastest-growing religion, Rintellites worship a chubby, foul-tempered little New York Jew who could not pass the Bar Exam, so he became the lowercase idiot god of LIES and BULLSHIT.
Nothing he says can be trusted.
Nothing he says can be trusted.
I'm a Rintellite and I'm okay - I fuck all night and I OOoommm all day! All ByteBrothers except Perky and Shaffy are devout Rintellites, and Shaffy, bing a Jew, controls the Rintellite World Bank.
Rintellism has one sacrament: Scamming.
Become a Rintellite today! Join the wave! OOooommmm ....
Rintellism has one sacrament: Scamming.
Become a Rintellite today! Join the wave! OOooommmm ....
by Divine Snoid of the Rintellites November 18, 2004