Ringstinct

Knowing your phone has rung or that you've received a text, despite the fact that you never actually heard it ring itself.

I was bumpin' in my car the other day, when my ringstinct told me I had missed a call. I was right; it was my baby daddy.

Ringstinct by Can I Find a name? April 25, 2009

ringsting 

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

ringsting by Ringsting February 26, 2008

ringsting 

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

ringsting by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

ringstinger 

In U.K. a hot or extremely hot curry, such as vindaloo, tindaloo or phaal. Defenition refers to not the preliminary chilli peppery taste, but the secondary "afterburn" effects felt on the loo next morning.

I had ten pints and a vindaloo last night, what a ringstinger! I've been shitting through the eye of a needle!

ringstinger by KIP October 31, 2003

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

ringsting 

Stinging sensation around the arsehole caused by fingering of the anus or been drybummed.

Si, I got serious ringsting from what you did to my arse last night

ringsting by Dan Bates January 8, 2008