Ringophiliac 

A ringophiliac is a person obsessed with, turned on by, or sexually attracted to Ringo Starr.

"Dude, what is that guy fapping to?"

"It don't come easy."

"What a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "

"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I fapped to Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."

"Ringos nose turns me on."

"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."

Ringophiliac by ringophiliac May 14, 2014

Rankophiliac 

The name given to students in Owen Astrachan's CPS182 class at Duke University for ranking high on Google. This is modeled after Luis von Ahn's rankmaniac contest from 2 years ago.

Astrachan at Duke is a rankophiliac

find more details at rankophilia.dorm.duke.edu

Rankophiliac by THErankophiliac January 27, 2010